There is always an alternative to what needs to be done. And what should be done. And sometimes, despite all your best efforts to concentrate, you have to just go get a haircut instead because you don't want to look like a scruffy freshman douche. For those of you who don't understand the term "douche" it is at once a tool used by women to clean (some say this is dangerous!) their vaginas and a term used to describe people who are idiots or just all around people you don't like. One douche will call another douche a douche on a regular basis. For instance, the hypothetical scruffy freshman might see me walking down the street with all my grace and class and think, "wow, look at that douchebag*! I would love to punch him right in his jaw!" And he would be correct in his assumption that I am a douche because once the determination is made by at least one person, it becomes the reality of that person and perhaps to the people in the immediate vicinity.
I'm sure there are some serious gender issues going on here. If you would like to discuss them, please leave a comment. I'm in grad school now so things like this must be considered. However, I would like to note that the term "penis pump" could be used as a synonym for the term "douche" or "douchebag." They are interchangeable.
*A variation of the term "douche"
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