Readings in Coffee Shops

Oh, dear God.  The people at the table next to me are studying accounting and I'm getting horrible, stressed out flashbacks to College Part 1.  They are huddled around the computer, staring at balance sheets, debating where the debits and credits should go. If I had to take all the decisions I've made in my life and order them from best to worst, leaving accounting would probably be first on the list. A close second is probably the choice not to kill that man in St. Augustine, which would have begun the most perplexing serial killing spree the police, the feds, and the CIA have ever attempted to solve.  Yeah, leaving accounting was better than that.